To all the people getting married, engaged, giving birth, and then gloating to me all about it, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

To all the men that pursued me, I ignored, then kept pursuing me, then I said Why Not, then they went Oh Never Mind, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

To my ex boyfriend who tells me he misses me, texts me non stop, asks me on dates, then when I finally see him for breakfast after 6 months, he tells me he's not looking for a relationship but he really does miss me, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

To the guy that I'm dating who has a Japanese fetish, is secretly talking to a Japanese girl, and avoids the subject of exclusivity, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Really to all men here in LA, the world, in perpetuity, GO FUCK YOURSELF.